June 14, 2025: Those who signed up—most of whom returned after an “absence”—to Dreizin ONLY because a war broke out somewhere, can FUCK OFF. I made my paywalled predictions, and I have NOTHING more to say about it, except that you cheapskate mother fuckers will soon (and NO DOUBT the Orange Calf is banking on this, esp. because it will NEVER END) all be experts and have strong, heartfelt opinions about what to do with East Azerbaijan, Khuzhestan, Baluchistan, etc., which your god MerTardis will surely mispronounce for you. Other than that, Dreizin is an Experience, and he doesn’t want SCUM who check in for one month just to see what’s up, then unsubscribe (again.) Thanks for your paltry $19.50, but your crack pipe is STILL not here, so FUCK OFF.

June 14, 2025: Those who signed up—most of whom returned after an “absence”—to Dreizin ONLY because a war broke out somewhere, can FUCK OFF. I made my paywalled predictions, and I have NOTHING more to say about it, except that you cheapskate mother fuckers will soon (and NO DOUBT the Orange Calf is banking on this, esp. because it will NEVER END) all be experts and have strong, heartfelt opinions about what to do with East Azerbaijan, Khuzhestan, Baluchistan, etc., which your god MerTardis will surely mispronounce for you. Other than that, Dreizin is an Experience, and he doesn’t want SCUM who check in for one month just to see what’s up, then unsubscribe (again.) Thanks for your paltry $19.50, but your crack pipe is STILL not here, so FUCK OFF. – TheDreizinReport.com

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