March 3, 2026: Follow the alchemy, almost in “real time.” How Team Caligula’s legal argument (or a brief attempt at such) for the war… transmuted into “See, they admit, Israel told them to do it!” in vast corners of the Dumb-O-Sphere. // U.S.-Israel regime change (more like, state collapse!) plans for Iran are starting to be revealed… and, WOW!!! Please read on. DREIZIN’S MOMENT OF TRIUMPH APPROACHES!!! // March 4: Further details on the Kurdish (and what other ethnicities await?) invasion. Having failed in “the people will rise up”, the U.S. and Israel turn to Plan B, the brute Prometheism of tribal militias. And now you see that I have been right (in one way or another) since 2022. IRAN IS ALMOST DONE. Not just the ayatollahs, but Iran. // March 6: The Putin-SprayTan war parallel is now shockingly obvious. And… There is NO CHANCE that the U.S. Government cannot destroy an as-yet non-nuclear Iran, IF determined to do so (and at this point, Caligula has no choice.) The only questions are, at what price, and with what longer-term consequences? // March 7: Iraqi Kurds “out” due to no clarity from, and no confidence in, Caligula. (Next stop, Baluchistan! And, if you live in a Persian Gulf kingdom, today would be a good day to stock up on water, because, who knows? // Where are the Kinzhal missiles??? (After extensive use, they have been MIA for about two months!!!) // Caligula now claims that he never wanted the Kurds to get involved, LOL. First rule of the Orange Cult: Whatever happens, it is always the biggest win ever, and/or it was always the plan. // March 8: Brent crude oil jumps as much as 27% (as of 10:30 PM U.S. ET) in pre-market trading. The way things are going, a gallon of regular unleaded gasoline will be OVER $4.00 everywhere in the USA, by Friday morning. If this does not resolve, we are going to have U.S. EXPORT CONTROLS-BY-DECREE before the weekend, with the aim of untethering U.S. from world prices (but of course, this would cause even more chaos.) AND… ***FIRST SIGNS OF SEVERE DISAGREEMENT BETWEEN CALIGULA AND ISRAEL!!!*** // March 9: Censored Kinzhals; oil market fragmentation (FWIW, USA nationwide now looks to be $3.75+ per gallon of reg. unleaded by Friday morning); the Pyrrhos coin; YooKraynian drone BLOWOUT; and… the end of the war(s.) // March 9: “TACO” time! Caligula holds nice call with Putin; says all war aims achieved (LOL.) Oil prices return to March 6 levels as WTI-Brent spread restored. Looks like those unhelpful Kurds made all the difference. Israel about to be left with no resolution, once again, and the 60% enriched uranium (sufficient for a low-yield implosion-device warhead) is still there in Iran somewhere. Time for some new talking points on Fox News. As for me, I am done with this shit. The direction changes every day, and I can’t keep up. It is a waste of time. I could have published my layoffs tracker already. // The “soft underbelly” prepares to pass gas? *** Strongest earthquake ever recorded in real-time near Naples (M6.0) ***, struck today at ~6:03-6:04 PM U.S. EST, just outside of the gulf, at 40.564°N 13.975°E, at an EXTREME depth (unusual in southern Italy, but in line with offshore / Tyrrhenian sea quakes.) // Oil going NUTS this evening. And, seeing his first war play out, put this on Caligula’s tombstone: “An ignorant, Brooklyn hustler.” //
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