Here comes the second front

dreizinreport  -  April 29, 2022

NEW VIDEO AS OF MAY 1ST — UPDATE ON RUBLE SITUATION, Ukraine looks to open a second front, The thin red line between Ukr and Russ, The Empire goes all-in, The ruble runs victory laps, A case study in fantasy, Send more javelins! New video as of May 1st (Sorry, in the below video I...

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The prophecy has been realized

dreizinreport  -  April 26, 2022

Russia commences dismantling the Ukrainian rail grid, Your vote requested! Wait… what? The latest on the Bucha Butchery, Nuland, where’s the beef? No, the Ukraine will NEVER deal with its own Nazis Who could have foreseen this? Per an Ancient Prophecy from the musty scrolls of the Dreizin Report, on the night of April 24th or the...

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Russia’s Plan A and Plan B, explained

dreizinreport  -  April 24, 2022

Russia’s original war plan vs. the new plan, Sooner or later, one of the Ukraine’s nuclear reactors will rapture, Civilians blessing and waving to Russian soldiers in Kharkov, War crime or TV crime drama? No, Russia won’t use WMD’s in the Ukraine, Russia targeting NATO arms shipments, A lesson from the Russo-Turkish war, Azov cries...

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“You Wanna F*** With Me?  Say Hello To My Little Friend!”

dreizinreport  -  April 21, 2022

Today, we highlight Saint Zelensky, who took a video of himself while inebriated, and posted it on the Internet.  Please see the video, below.  To all Capitol Hill staff who read me—remember, your bosses stood and clapped for this clown on the jumbotron. 

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New Thrills Await! 

dreizinreport  -  April 17, 2022

Unstoppable Russian blob slowly eating its way down from Izium, Bodies on the street are so passé—Ukraine has flashier war crimes in mind, There won’t be a UN investigation or anything at all, it’s just daily “Jello on the wall”, I FOUND THE PREGNANT YOUNG LADY FROM MARIUPOL—Zelensky won’t be pleased, An account from a...

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Trump must retire 

dreizinreport  -  April 14, 2022

In recent days, the Dreizin Report has witnessed Donald J. Trump: Endorse the non-conservative, carpetbagger, disgusting phony “Doctor Oz” for U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania, Get on the MSM and Brandon narrative by accusing Russia of “genocide”, and Give a long interview to the Washington Post, because, you know, so many good things happen when he sits down to talk with the MSM.

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