May 2026 – TheDreizinReport.com

May 27, 2026: After the last trial balloon from Barak Ravid, Caligula’s TV surrogates (Republicans in Congress) pushed back hard, because there’s only so much 5D-chess crap that they can keep “selling”… and so Caligula walked it back, and is all tough again. And now there really is no way out. //

Jacob Dreizin - May 27, 2026

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>>>>> Some freebies / non-paywalled “work samples” added on December 6, 2025. Please see below. <<<<< / PINNED HEADLINE (September 22, 2025): In this wild time, one must stay cool. The living god Dreizin does not “call” for anything, because he DOES NOT CARE. Dreizin is a PEACEFUL DAO-GOD who only “cares” about adding to his “Twitter Wall of Manifested Prophecies” (@dreizinreport). What he does, is use historical patterns & mass psychology principles to PREDICT THE FUTURE. This is a “fine point” which most cannot grasp, especially as most do not know history—besides, of course, “everything is Hitler”—& think what they are living is new. But when I write that Mussolini & his sons & lieutenants (those in the news with the daily outrage) will be jailed or worse—comparable to the “original” Mussolini (1.0) crew—& moreover, THAT THEY WILL BE REPRESSED BY A REAL DICTATORSHIP… Well, that is a FACT which has not happened yet. And I will leave this pinned here, & it will be ONE OF MY GREATEST PROPHECIES.

Jacob Dreizin - May 14, 2026

. Some freebies or “Dreizin’s work samples”, please see below. (Want more? Pay for the paywall.) . December 6, 2025: The Zelensky story has become the timeless “But he’s OUR son of a bitch” cliché. Everyone knows it, but few are openly honest about it,...

May 14, 2026: An update on wheat. // May 16: Cuba and the Tao. What are the odds that the very latest mini-Crusade (not that the prior one is resolved) is NOT, in fact, also just a bunch of crap? // May 18: The synthetic motor oil shortage is real. If you are in the USA, esp. in the Southeast or Mid-Atlantic, AND your car requires a specific type of synthetic, BUY IT ASAP. I just stopped by a locked-for-the-night AutoZone, and they are CLEARLY running low on stock. // May 20: Ignore, deflect, LOSE. Everything that applies in the microcosm of individuals and households, also holds true with peoples and nations. A case study with the Jews, Israel, Russia, and… gay dogs? // Orientalism alert! Are Arabs really so much gayer than… Israel? A fresh look at this generations-old question in our “reader mailbag”! // May 21: Roughly two months ago, Dreizin explained to you how Iran’s aerial drone industry was going to come back FAST, because if you don’t require the absolute best drones, then drones are easy, same as in the YooKrayne. Well, now even “U.S. intelligence” has caught on to that. // May 23: Russia, the narrative, and Mississippi Burning. // May 24: Looks to be another “Minnesota”, with Caligula reported as finally quasi-caving and shuffling off the uranium issue (pending further negotiations, blahblah) for a 60-day formal ceasefire and Strait of Hormuz reopening. We finally have our answer to “Will he continue to go down to the bottom, indefinitely, for Netanyahu?”, and the answer is “no.” // “If you laugh at Russians, three years or three months later, you will be doing whatever caused you to laugh at the Russians…..” // On “Israel’s right to exist.” More Dreizin advice on avoiding brain damage. // May 25: Nurse, LITHIUM!!! Israeli media (Israel Ha’Yom, Maariv, Yediot Achronot, and the TV news) finally shakes off repeating the army’s victory talk, and panics as Shitbullcrap drones pin the army down in the north, while Caligula cuts Netanyahu out of Iran talks, as he seemingly agrees to holding back Israel in Lebanon with any Iran deal, and potentially even caves on “the uranium.”

Jacob Dreizin - May 14, 2026

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May 10, 2026: Wow! FIRST documented non-farm mammal-to-human transmission of H5N1. In the USA, no less! As I think I told you even in 2023, if it’s going to happen, IT’S GOING TO BE THE CATS!!! // Imagine you live in a rogue state….. // The only big “X-Factor” now is if—or rather, to what extent—the “historic Super El Nino” will suppress grains across the U.S. Midwest this year, above and beyond reduced fertilizer use. Everything else, worldwide, is already written on the wall. // It takes a special kind of stoopid to have observed Caligula in action over the past 15-plus months, and still think that there would be a “normal” succession struggle in 2028. If it turns out to be Vance, that is ONLY because Caligula has been removed and retired already. It is by now quite obvious that Caligula would rather burn the house down than pass it off to someone outside of his clan. As with any other old-enough-to-die rich guy who built something (even if with inherited money), he didn’t work this hard and suffer so much, just to let it all go, sorry! That’s not how it works! // Mariupol has been largely rebuilt—see for yourself. “On ego and self-delusion.” //

Jacob Dreizin - May 14, 2026

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—->>> [THIS IS NOW “LIVE”] <<<—- May 8, 2026 “catch up” from January-February 2026: Even BEFORE Caligula’s fuel price shock and the demise of Spirit Airlines, the U.S. labor market was cratering—We were already back to the worst layoff peaks of 2025. For example: 729 West Virginia coal mining-related jobs lost in a 15-day period. For example: Ohio loses 1,121 manufacturing-related jobs, at one employer, in one day, AS THE AUTO PARTS MAKER ‘FIRST BRANDS GROUP’ LIQUIDATES (TOTAL JOB LOSS SO FAR: ALMOST 3000) DUE TO FRAUD MELTDOWN AND BANKRUPCY. As I told you in early (March-April) 2025, the Spray-Tan Regime will be “stomped like wet schitt”, overcome and negated, and we will have a Democrat quasi-dictatorship (and that’s in the BEST case, with no Second Pandemic or other disaster.) Nothing, nothing, nothing can stop what is coming. The business cycle… never… went… anywhere. Again, we have reached the “end of the kick-the-can” depression. Below, a deep summary of mass layoffs on FOUR “peak days” between January 28 and February 13, inclusive.

Jacob Dreizin - May 14, 2026

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May 1, 2026: An economy at war: Israel is now in the Russia boat, but with fewer natural resources. A comprehensive look at Israel’s state and bank finances. // Russians, find your gas cans! Less than 24 hours after Putin’s latest call with Caligula, the former signs an order allowing Russia’s energy ministry to NOT pay oil producers/refiners to limit their exports (which normally keeps domestic prices low.) In return, will Caligula reign in the YooKrayne’s attacks on Russian energy? And, the New York Times comes down hard on the U.S. military and military-industrial complex for losing to Iran. And, Caligula’s nonsense about Iran’s oil infrastructure imploding on its own. And, other topics! // With it looking increasingly likely that Caligula and Israel will start bombing Iran again (perhaps even this weekend, but more likely next weekend)… and with Caligula having today “formally” informed Congress that the war (you know, the one before the ceasefire and then the counterblockade) is over… Do you remember WHO FIRST CALLED IT (STARTING IN EARLY APRIL, BEFORE ANYONE ELSE ON THIS PLANET!!!) that Team Caligula may argue that the ceasefire “resets” the War Powers Act’s 60-day “clock”? // The YooKrayne, the teenager in the house. // May 2: Team Caligula’s Spirit Airlines offer was such an extreme lowball, it leaves me wondering if it was a pure PR move, 5D chess, or… what, exactly? I mean, what was the point of that? Why bother??? // Probably the biggest Russian asset nationalization in years, on deck (no pun intended!) // If no Iranian oil is getting out to China, how is this (below) still relevant and not a waste of time, 18 days into the counterblockade? // May 3: Caligula has basically hired a blimp to float a sign with “THE LAST WAR IS OVER, AND THUS, THE WAR POWERS ACT “CLOCK” DOES NOT APPLY!!!” in six-foot letters… and yet, a few writers (and their editors!) STILL don’t get it. // Spirit Airlines and Iran — the one obvious “connection.” And, the WASTE AND FAILURE that are Caligula’s “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.” // May 5: Checking in again on the smartest guy in Israel. // Russian crime statistics. // May 6: Wow!!! The Brent oil-pricing crackup has extended to WTI. // Decoding the Israeli line at Axios. Will Caligula be able to shake Israel loose, securing some face-saving quasi-deal even with no uranium achievement? // More on the uranium. And, there won’t be enough food. //

Jacob Dreizin - May 1, 2026

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April 20, 2026: Defeating Iran is now “de facto acknowledged” as a MATHEMATICAL impossibility. Even if Caligula drops a nuke (which he likely won’t do, if only because Iran now probably has its own), he STILL can’t win. // Beyond just fuel prices, war-flation is already here! And, HERE COMES THE TRUMP-ISRAEL FAMINE OF 2027. // April 21: Fundamentals of Russian Wisdom 101: “Вовремя предать — это не предать, а предвидеть”. (To betray in time, is not to betray. It is to foresee.) // April 22: Walking you through how Russia is rerouting its oil exports. Yes, the YooKrayne’s Great Big Ports Offensive has failed. And, why gasoline/petrol is now a bit cheaper, in the USA at least. (HINT: As you might have guessed, nothing to do with Caligula’s dealmaking skills.) And, more thoughts on the wheat situation. // April 24: The “Party Line” / “Influencer” Daily B.S. in Russia and the CaliguSphere: A Comparative Study. // Israel has become the world’s #1 bullschytt factory. Here are two examples. // April 26: New Madrid! // Did you know that Lebanese money was considered to be a European-style “hard currency”, back when Israel was still a dump? Well, things change all the time. NOTHING should be taken for granted. You deal with problems, or the problems deal with YOU. // April 27: Audio extravaganza! Dreizin covers Russian budget matters, “This is why we need a ballroom”, and (more details on) the “Iran’s leadership is divided” psy-op. // April 29: And now for something completely different: Mali! //

Jacob Dreizin - May 1, 2026

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April 13, 2026: There’s a Man going round, taking names. And he knows who is gaslighting, and who’s to blame. (The Blockade, China, Alex Jones, the YooKrayne, and (been saying it for a year-plus!) how the Spray-Tan Regime is but a funhouse warped mirror image of the Brandonites, much cruder and dumber.) // The dog that’s not barking: Anyone noticed that the piracy against Russian shipping has stopped? // APRIL 14: FIRST CONFIRMATIONS COMING IN THAT U.S. FARMERS WHO DID NOT BUY FERTILIZER BEFORE THE IRAN WAR, HAVE HUGELY REDUCED THEIR TREATMENTS, NOT JUST FOR PRICE REASONS BUT ALSO DUE TO AVAILABILITY. BOTTOM LINE, PREPARE FOR THE STRONG POSSIBILITY OF FOOD MEGA-FLATION, PANIC-HOARDING, EMPTY BREAD-SHELVES BY YEAR-END. AND IF IT’S THIS BAD IN THE USA, THINK HOW IT WILL BE IN THE POORER COUNTRIES!!! // THE BLACKS ARE BACK!!! What we can deduce from early vote totals in Virginia’s redistricting referendum. // April 15: As if they were not already doused in enough burning gasoline, the Caligulists have now got themselves their own micro-Kulturkampf, oh my God!!! // April 16: With Caligula having hastily ceasefired the latest Israel-Lebanon flareup, the probability of the Government of Lebanon well and truly disarming Shitbullcrap has approached ZERO. // April 17: “The Church needs to get behind Caligula because Democrats closed churches during the Pandemic” line, demonstrates the conceptual gulf between short-term, end-times Protestant-inspired political thinking… and the Catholic tradition. // April 18: The best Downfall bunker rant EVER!!! // Dreizin’s experience with the “practical” roots of International Relations “theory.” Or, “Some more reasons why REAL politics are never, ever taught in schools.” //

Jacob Dreizin - May 1, 2026

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April 7, 2026: The New York Times breaks down Caligula’s Iran war decision. Israeli emigration and social trends, and the lack of prospects for Russia-Israel reconciliation. Headline oil pricing is no longer relevant; Brent futures are IRRELEVANT. As to “the ceasefire”, all I can say for now, having read the tweet, is… LOL, don’t hold your breath. April 8: On the “pulling out of NATO” nonsense. And, the FORGOTTEN “boots on the ground” invasion, tells you all that you need to know about how “degraded” Iran is. And… Is Cthulhu awakening? // April 9: Updated U.S. military materiel losses in the Iran war. // Doing the math on Russia’s present crude oil export capacity deficit. // April 10: Carlson’s “It’s down to just the (white) Boomers” is dead-on perfect… Yet it is merely a variation on what Dreizin prophesied over a year ago. Yes, folks, I’d love to sit down and rest, but… Here comes ANOTHER VICTORY LAP!!! (Audio message, below.) // The truth about Russia’s crude oil exports is now clear to me: Especially under conditions of very high demand, they cannot be seriously suppressed for much more than about a week. // April 11: Feel how you like about Israel and the Israel Lobby, but getting your “facts” and “analysis” on Israel and Southwest Asia from Carlson, Mearsheimer, and the podcasters and YouTubers… is like searching for a wholesome, clean, lasting relationship at a queer bathhouse in Bangkok. (Audio message, below.) // I don’t know what will happen in Hungary, but every Mussolini, Assad, etc., has a shelf-life beyond which he and his crew are a net-negative to the country… and Orban has very likely reached his expiration date. (Audio message, below.) //

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