March 2026 – TheDreizinReport.com

March 31, 2026: Brent crude oil pricing finally BREAKS. And… The Russian state is finally getting the best of Telegram. (And when it happens, it will be the end of Telegram as a going concern, as Russia and the former USSR are the most intensive users of Telegram, and the glue holding it together.) // April 1: “TECH SUPPORT”: How to change your 2FA one-time passcode (OTP) delivery. // YouTube, WhatsApp, Telegram, Starlink… it’s all the same. Everything that can be used as a weapon (actively, or in terms of denial of service… or, as with Starlink, both) WILL EVENTUALLY be used as a weapon. State sovereignty is no longer possible when you don’t own your own communications. This concept is barely understood among the public even in Russia, yet it is surely VERY WELL UNDERSTOOD by the U.S. military and foreign policy establishments. // April 2: BRIDGES??? Iran is now Serbia 1999. And, Israel now is only for Jews and dumb white boomers. And, the oil futures market has gone nuts. The computer-driven trading logic seems to have broken down. No doubt, some “derivative” on “spreads” will soon blow up. //

Jacob Dreizin - March 31, 2026

. Folks, I am sorry for the not wholly professional-sounding audio message. I did not have time to prepare at all. But, it gets the points across. (Today’s Siberia deportation candidates are Ashwen Kilbert, Dawid Mlynarczyk, and Boris Kovtunenko. Anyone who can’t figure out how...

March 30, 2026: “They’re here.” While Israel continues to bait the Apocalypse by bombing an Iranian oil refinery, with Iran responding by (among other things) striking the desalination section of a massive Kuwaiti power plant (I imagine it will come out that the mysterious missiles used for that, were “designed to evade U.S. Patriot systems”), Dreizin does a quick “technical” review of the destruction of a U.S. radar plane on the ground in Saudi Arabia. AND, what the lack of MSM outrage (it has been rather subdued, no?) about “Russian involvement!” says about the state of today’s CIA.

Jacob Dreizin - March 30, 2026

. Either you’ve seen the photos or you don’t care to; I won’t publish them here. First, the aircraft was obviously struck at the base of its radome, or in the fuselage under the radome. Of course, the radome, and the mechanical and electronic hardware...

March 27, 2026: Caligula’s failure to pull the plug on the YooKrayne is now catching up as the YooKrayne pulls the plug on Caligula, with Russia’s crude oil export problems on track to become “another Persian Gulf.” Obviously, no one is in charge (except the YooKrayne and Israel.) “Après nous le deluge.”

Jacob Dreizin - March 27, 2026

. Folks, it is clear now, things are going to get much worse before they get better, if they ever get better, and you can blame the dumb white “boomers” watching Fox News. Verily, Tucker Carlson got that one so, so right. It is clear...

March 25, 2026: Israel, YooKrayne, it’s all the same. As with parents & kids, if you’re not managing your client states, THEY will manage YOU: With Caligula weak & distracted, YooKraynian drones (evidenced by recent-day crashes in ALL THREE Baltic states, as confirmed by each of their governments) are being flown through “NATO territory” to do serious damage to facilities (INCL. FOR OIL EXPORT) along Russia’s Baltic coastline, where the air defenses have been set up to defend from the sea exclusively. AND… MAGA-Land’s “You don’t want to lose half your audience” phenomenon has reached its apotheosis with the Iran War!

Jacob Dreizin - March 25, 2026

. I have nothing to add to the first part of the above headline, other than: What could go wrong? As to “MAGA-Land’s “You don’t want to lose half your audience” phenomenon has reached its apotheosis with the Iran War!!!”….. In the below audio message,...

March 24, 2026: When the first war follows you to the second war; and the literal incarnation of Mussolini. And, some sobriety on the “9000 targets” hype.

Jacob Dreizin - March 24, 2026

. Folks, first off, the 82nd Airborne and the islands and all of that, is just a bunch of crap. Turns out, it’s only 1000 personnel of the 82nd, or 1/3 of one brigade. And, what are they going to do? Fly into Kuwait, and...

March 23, 2026: PAYBACK IS A BITCH: THE U.S.-RUSSIA PROXY WAR HAS “OFFICIALLY” MOVED TO IRAN. Sunday evening’s big news: Western MSM claims that two missiles which hit Qatar’s LNG plant were “maneuverable” and too much for the U.S.-made Patriots. This strongly implies use of Russia’s latest-model Iskander “quasi-ballistic” missiles, which are seldom intercepted even in the YooKrayne, and which, given their range, FYI/FWIW could have been launched from northeastern Iran, a “remote” region that has been as-yet barely (if at all) worked over by the U.S. and Israel. As for “the islands”, my hunch is now, “COME RIGHT IN, THEY… ARE… WAITING… FOR… YOU.”

Jacob Dreizin - March 23, 2026

. Folks, for those Americans who think the war will be over when Caligula tires of it and pulls the plug. This is a classic American conceit, it happens to be usually correct, but in this case, it is WRONG. The war will be over...

March 22, 2026: Don’t tell the “If they had a nuke, they would immediately use it” people, but… SAME Russian state-affiliated bloggers who called/predicted desalination plants as a target, up to two days before it happened, now say that Iran has much longer-range missiles—the Hwasong-12 / Khorramshahr-5 (longer range than what was shot at Diego Garcia yesterday)—, even with nuclear warheads from North Korea. Some details, below.

Jacob Dreizin - March 22, 2026

. Following both the order and timing from last time: Yesterday, it was the anonymous one, although he gave a phenomenal range (12,000km) for the Khorramshahr-5, and did not mention North Korea. He also cracked a wry joke like, “This can’t possibly be a threat...

March 21, 2026: Iran is now like Rorschach from Watchmen: “None of you seem to understand. I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked up in here with ME!!!” Breaking down the latest from Ron Ben-Yishai and Fox News. These people are now completely out of tricks, and LOST.

Jacob Dreizin - March 21, 2026

. Well, it’s day 21 or 22 of the war on Iran, and U.S. sanctions on Iranian oil and Iranian oil shipping (not just Iranian ships carrying Russian oil, as it started out with) have been 100% lifted through April 20th or so. So, who’s...

March 20, 2026: The truth and falsehood of “Israel controls Caligula’s brain, it’s a war for Israel.” It was not about convincing Caligula WHETHER… but HOW. And, the TRUE opportunity to win the war on Iran, was to thoroughly work the Prometheist angle in the “interwar” period, from June 2025. But, evidently… NOTHING WAS DONE. And, the end of the road for U.S. public support for Israel. “That prior” energy/inflation shock, 1973, heralded the beginning of conservative Protestant support for Israel. Today? It’s all falling apart, and there is nothing coming up to counterbalance it.

Jacob Dreizin - March 20, 2026

. Regarding “Israel controls Caligula’s brain, it’s a war for Israel”, although it is all tied together. As tends to happen, the truth is somewhere in the middle. I don’t know how many times I have written that during Iran’s January 2026 uprising, Caligula the...

March 12, 2026: With analysts moving towards “Iran’s armed forces are now operating with no central command”… and with the first YooKrayne-style kamikaze drone boat (probably Russian, because “nothing passes with no trace”!) attacks on shipping… AND with Caligula’s “Operation Talk the Price Down” having failed definitively… the Wall Street Journal finally calls it: Reopening the seaway requires a ground invasion of Iran’s coastline. // March 13: What is a “nuclear breakthrough state”? Why this term was invented for Iran specifically, AND why Iran is ALWAYS “just a few weeks from the bomb!!!” (AND why letting “the regime” survive “this round”, with its uranium, is 100% guaranteed to cause an Iranian mad dash towards nuclear weapons, however primitive they may be.) // The March 9 Tyrrhenian Sea earthquake and the Campi Flegrei “supervolcano”: Don’t expect any panic-mongering YET from respectable scientists, but, NO DOUBT some are now, finally, considering a connection. // March 16: Yes, the Ayatollah is most likely in Russia. And, Russia has lost the air war… For now. // March 17: Droning the Basij on the streets of Tehran—as if it’s Gaza, and the Israeli ground forces are moving in to finish the job—shows that Israel (and the USA) are BASICALLY OUT OF USEFUL TARGETS. This is starting to feel like the pointless second half of Israel’s 34-day war with Hezbollah in 2006. (And what’s spooky, is that it took just about as long to become pointless, THIS time!) // March 18: If the hayterz were not right before, they are now: CALIGULA’S ISRAEL TAIL NOW WAGS HIM, as Israel ignores prior U.S. reproach (after bombing the fuel storage) and attacks Iran’s natural gas extraction / processing infrastructure, spiking (not immediately related, more of a shock value and further-term “collapse” potential) crude oil indexes by ~$5-6/barrel, and threatening Turkey’s and Iraq’s piped gas supply (Turkey can survive without it but would have to buy more from Russia; Iraq could simply shut down), as Russia keeps laughing on the way to the bank. As I wrote yesterday, Israel is basically out of targets. Now they can dick around with some costly bug-hunt for bad guys…. OR, they can destroy the country, thus bringing down Caligula and perhaps the whole world, but do they care? No. EVENING UPDATE: Iran responds, strikes the Holy of Holies, Qatar’s Ras Laffan LNG plant!!! Dreizin on climbing the escalation ladder, and the Peter Principle. //

Jacob Dreizin - March 12, 2026

. March 13: What is a “nuclear breakthrough state”? Why this term was invented for Iran specifically, AND why Iran is ALWAYS “just a few weeks from the bomb!!!” (AND why letting “the regime” survive “this round”, with its uranium, is 100% guaranteed to cause...