March 2026 – TheDreizinReport.com

March 27, 2026: Caligula’s failure to pull the plug on the YooKrayne is now catching up as the YooKrayne pulls the plug on Caligula, with Russia’s crude oil export problems on track to become “another Persian Gulf.” Folks, obviously, no one is in charge (except the YooKrayne and Israel.) “Après nous le deluge.”

Jacob Dreizin - March 27, 2026

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[PENDING] March 29, 2026: U.S. labor market absolutely cratering—We are back to the worst layoff peaks of 2025. For example: 729 West Virginia coal mining-related jobs lost in a 15-day period. For example: Ohio loses 1,121 manufacturing-RELATED jobs, at one employer, in one day, AS THE AUTO PARTS MAKER ‘FIRST BRANDS GROUP’ LIQUIDATES (TOTAL JOB LOSS SO FAR: ALMOST 3000) DUE TO FRAUD MELTDOWN AND BANKRUPCY. As I told you in early (March-April) 2025, the Spray-Tan Regime will be “stomped like wet schitt”, overcome and negated, and we will have a Democrat quasi-dictatorship (and that’s in the BEST case, with no Second Pandemic or other disaster.) Nothing, nothing, nothing can stop what is coming. The business cycle… never… went… anywhere. Again, we have reached the “end of the kick-the-can” depression. Below, a deep summary of mass layoffs on FOUR “peak days” between January 28 and February 13, inclusive.

Jacob Dreizin - March 26, 2026

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March 25, 2026: Israel, YooKrayne, it’s all the same. As with parents & kids, if you’re not managing your client states, THEY will manage YOU: With Caligula weak & distracted, YooKraynian drones (evidenced by recent-day crashes in ALL THREE Baltic states, as confirmed by each of their governments) are being flown through “NATO territory” to do serious damage to facilities (INCL. FOR OIL EXPORT) along Russia’s Baltic coastline, where the air defenses have been set up to defend from the sea exclusively. AND… MAGA-Land’s “You don’t want to lose half your audience” phenomenon has reached its apotheosis with the Iran War!

Jacob Dreizin - March 25, 2026

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March 24, 2026: When the first war follows you to the second war; and the literal incarnation of Mussolini. And, some sobriety on the “9000 targets” hype.

Jacob Dreizin - March 24, 2026

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March 23, 2026: PAYBACK IS A BITCH: THE U.S.-RUSSIA PROXY WAR HAS “OFFICIALLY” MOVED TO IRAN. Sunday evening’s big news: Western MSM claims that two missiles which hit Qatar’s LNG plant were “maneuverable” and too much for the U.S.-made Patriots. This strongly implies use of Russia’s latest-model Iskander “quasi-ballistic” missiles, which are seldom intercepted even in the YooKrayne, and which, given their range, FYI/FWIW could have been launched from northeastern Iran, a “remote” region that has been as-yet barely (if at all) worked over by the U.S. and Israel. As for “the islands”, my hunch is now, “COME RIGHT IN, THEY… ARE… WAITING… FOR… YOU.”

Jacob Dreizin - March 23, 2026

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March 22, 2026: Don’t tell the “If they had a nuke, they would immediately use it” people, but… SAME Russian state-affiliated bloggers who called/predicted desalination plants as a target, up to two days before it happened, now say that Iran has much longer-range missiles—the Hwasong-12 / Khorramshahr-5 (longer range than what was shot at Diego Garcia yesterday)—, even with nuclear warheads from North Korea. Some details, below.

Jacob Dreizin - March 22, 2026

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March 21, 2026: Iran is now like Rorschach from Watchmen: “None of you seem to understand. I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked up in here with ME!!!” Breaking down the latest from Ron Ben-Yishai and Fox News. These people are now completely out of tricks, and LOST.

Jacob Dreizin - March 21, 2026

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March 20, 2026: The truth and falsehood of “Israel controls Caligula’s brain, it’s a war for Israel.” It was not about convincing Caligula WHETHER… but HOW. And, the TRUE opportunity to win the war on Iran, was to thoroughly work the Prometheist angle in the “interwar” period, from June 2025. But, evidently… NOTHING WAS DONE. And, the end of the road for U.S. public support for Israel. “That prior” energy/inflation shock, 1973, heralded the beginning of conservative Protestant support for Israel. Today? It’s all falling apart, and there is nothing coming up to counterbalance it.

Jacob Dreizin - March 20, 2026

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March 12, 2026: With analysts moving towards “Iran’s armed forces are now operating with no central command”… and with the first YooKrayne-style kamikaze drone boat (probably Russian, because “nothing passes with no trace”!) attacks on shipping… AND with Caligula’s “Operation Talk the Price Down” having failed definitively… the Wall Street Journal finally calls it: Reopening the seaway requires a ground invasion of Iran’s coastline. // March 13: What is a “nuclear breakthrough state”? Why this term was invented for Iran specifically, AND why Iran is ALWAYS “just a few weeks from the bomb!!!” (AND why letting “the regime” survive “this round”, with its uranium, is 100% guaranteed to cause an Iranian mad dash towards nuclear weapons, however primitive they may be.) // The March 9 Tyrrhenian Sea earthquake and the Campi Flegrei “supervolcano”: Don’t expect any panic-mongering YET from respectable scientists, but, NO DOUBT some are now, finally, considering a connection. // March 16: Yes, the Ayatollah is most likely in Russia. And, Russia has lost the air war… For now. // March 17: Droning the Basij on the streets of Tehran—as if it’s Gaza, and the Israeli ground forces are moving in to finish the job—shows that Israel (and the USA) are BASICALLY OUT OF USEFUL TARGETS. This is starting to feel like the pointless second half of Israel’s 34-day war with Hezbollah in 2006. (And what’s spooky, is that it took just about as long to become pointless, THIS time!) // March 18: If the hayterz were not right before, they are now: CALIGULA’S ISRAEL TAIL NOW WAGS HIM, as Israel ignores prior U.S. reproach (after bombing the fuel storage) and attacks Iran’s natural gas extraction / processing infrastructure, spiking (not immediately related, more of a shock value and further-term “collapse” potential) crude oil indexes by ~$5-6/barrel, and threatening Turkey’s and Iraq’s piped gas supply (Turkey can survive without it but would have to buy more from Russia; Iraq could simply shut down), as Russia keeps laughing on the way to the bank. As I wrote yesterday, Israel is basically out of targets. Now they can dick around with some costly bug-hunt for bad guys…. OR, they can destroy the country, thus bringing down Caligula and perhaps the whole world, but do they care? No. EVENING UPDATE: Iran responds, strikes the Holy of Holies, Qatar’s Ras Laffan LNG plant!!! Dreizin on climbing the escalation ladder, and the Peter Principle. //

Jacob Dreizin - March 12, 2026

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March 3, 2026: Follow the alchemy, almost in “real time.” How Team Caligula’s legal argument (or a brief attempt at such) for the war… transmuted into “See, they admit, Israel told them to do it!” in vast corners of the Dumb-O-Sphere. // U.S.-Israel regime change (more like, state collapse!) plans for Iran are starting to be revealed… and, WOW!!! Please read on. DREIZIN’S MOMENT OF TRIUMPH APPROACHES!!! // March 4: Further details on the Kurdish (and what other ethnicities await?) invasion. Having failed in “the people will rise up”, the U.S. and Israel turn to Plan B, the brute Prometheism of tribal militias. And now you see that I have been right (in one way or another) since 2022. IRAN IS ALMOST DONE. Not just the ayatollahs, but Iran. // March 6: The Putin-SprayTan war parallel is now shockingly obvious. And… There is NO CHANCE that the U.S. Government cannot destroy an as-yet non-nuclear Iran, IF determined to do so (and at this point, Caligula has no choice.) The only questions are, at what price, and with what longer-term consequences? // March 7: Iraqi Kurds “out” due to no clarity from, and no confidence in, Caligula. (Next stop, Baluchistan! And, if you live in a Persian Gulf kingdom, today would be a good day to stock up on water, because, who knows? // Where are the Kinzhal missiles??? (After extensive use, they have been MIA for about two months!!!) // Caligula now claims that he never wanted the Kurds to get involved, LOL. First rule of the Orange Cult: Whatever happens, it is always the biggest win ever, and/or it was always the plan. // March 8: Brent crude oil jumps as much as 27% (as of 10:30 PM U.S. ET) in pre-market trading. The way things are going, a gallon of regular unleaded gasoline will be OVER $4.00 everywhere in the USA, by Friday morning. If this does not resolve, we are going to have U.S. EXPORT CONTROLS-BY-DECREE before the weekend, with the aim of untethering U.S. from world prices (but of course, this would cause even more chaos.) AND… FIRST SIGNS OF SEVERE DISAGREEMENT BETWEEN CALIGULA AND ISRAEL!!! // March 9: Censored Kinzhals; oil market fragmentation (FWIW, USA nationwide now looks to be $3.75+ per gallon of reg. unleaded by Friday morning); the Pyrrhos coin; YooKraynian drone BLOWOUT; and… the end of the war(s.) // March 9: “TACO” time! Caligula holds nice call with Putin; says all war aims achieved (LOL.) Oil prices return to March 6 levels as WTI-Brent spread restored. Looks like those unhelpful Kurds made all the difference. Israel about to be left with no resolution, once again, and the 60% enriched uranium (sufficient for a low-yield implosion-device warhead) is still there in Iran somewhere. Time for some new talking points on Fox News. As for me, I am done with this shit. The direction changes every day, and I can’t keep up. It is a waste of time. I could have published my layoffs tracker already. // The “soft underbelly” prepares to pass gas? * Strongest earthquake ever recorded in real-time near Naples (M6.0) *, struck today at ~6:03-6:04 PM U.S. EST, just outside of the gulf, at 40.564°N 13.975°E, at an EXTREME depth (unusual in southern Italy, but in line with offshore / Tyrrhenian sea quakes.) // Oil going NUTS this evening. And, seeing his first war play out, put this on Caligula’s tombstone: “An ignorant, Brooklyn hustler.” //

Jacob Dreizin - March 3, 2026

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