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March 23, 2026: PAYBACK IS A BITCH: THE U.S.-RUSSIA PROXY WAR HAS “OFFICIALLY” MOVED TO IRAN. Sunday evening’s big news: Western MSM claims that two missiles which hit Qatar’s LNG plant were “maneuverable” and too much for the U.S.-made Patriots. This strongly implies use of Russia’s latest-model Iskander “quasi-ballistic” missiles, which are seldom intercepted even in the YooKrayne, and which, given their range, FYI/FWIW could have been launched from northeastern Iran, a “remote” region that has been as-yet barely (if at all) worked over by the U.S. and Israel. As for “the islands”, my hunch is now, “COME RIGHT IN, THEY… ARE… WAITING… FOR… YOU.”

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March 22, 2026: Don’t tell the “If they had a nuke, they would immediately use it” people, but… SAME Russian state-affiliated bloggers who called/predicted desalination plants as a target, up to two days before it happened, now say that Iran has much longer-range missiles—the Hwasong-12 / Khorramshahr-5 (longer range than what was shot at Diego Garcia yesterday)—, even with nuclear warheads from North Korea. Some details, below.

Jacob Dreizin - March 22, 2026

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March 21, 2026: Iran is now like Rorschach from Watchmen: “None of you seem to understand. I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked up in here with ME!!!” Breaking down the latest from Ron Ben-Yishai and Fox News. These people are now completely out of tricks, and LOST.

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March 20, 2026: The truth and falsehood of “Israel controls Caligula’s brain, it’s a war for Israel.” It was not about convincing Caligula WHETHER… but HOW. And, the TRUE opportunity to win the war on Iran, was to thoroughly work the Prometheist angle in the “interwar” period, from June 2025. But, evidently… NOTHING WAS DONE. And, the end of the road for U.S. public support for Israel. “That prior” energy/inflation shock, 1973, heralded the beginning of conservative Protestant support for Israel. Today? It’s all falling apart, and there is nothing coming up to counterbalance it.

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March 12, 2026: With analysts moving towards “Iran’s armed forces are now operating with no central command”… and with the first YooKrayne-style kamikaze drone boat (probably Russian, because “nothing passes with no trace”!) attacks on shipping… AND with Caligula’s “Operation Talk the Price Down” having failed definitively… the Wall Street Journal finally calls it: Reopening the seaway requires a ground invasion of Iran’s coastline. // March 13: What is a “nuclear breakthrough state”? Why this term was invented for Iran specifically, AND why Iran is ALWAYS “just a few weeks from the bomb!!!” (AND why letting “the regime” survive “this round”, with its uranium, is 100% guaranteed to cause an Iranian mad dash towards nuclear weapons, however primitive they may be.) // The March 9 Tyrrhenian Sea earthquake and the Campi Flegrei “supervolcano”: Don’t expect any panic-mongering YET from respectable scientists, but, NO DOUBT some are now, finally, considering a connection. // March 16: Yes, the Ayatollah is most likely in Russia. And, Russia has lost the air war… For now. // March 17: Droning the Basij on the streets of Tehran—as if it’s Gaza, and the Israeli ground forces are moving in to finish the job—shows that Israel (and the USA) are BASICALLY OUT OF USEFUL TARGETS. This is starting to feel like the pointless second half of Israel’s 34-day war with Hezbollah in 2006. (And what’s spooky, is that it took just about as long to become pointless, THIS time!) // March 18: If the hayterz were not right before, they are now: CALIGULA’S ISRAEL TAIL NOW WAGS HIM, as Israel ignores prior U.S. reproach (after bombing the fuel storage) and attacks Iran’s natural gas extraction / processing infrastructure, spiking (not immediately related, more of a shock value and further-term “collapse” potential) crude oil indexes by ~$5-6/barrel, and threatening Turkey’s and Iraq’s piped gas supply (Turkey can survive without it but would have to buy more from Russia; Iraq could simply shut down), as Russia keeps laughing on the way to the bank. As I wrote yesterday, Israel is basically out of targets. Now they can dick around with some costly bug-hunt for bad guys…. OR, they can destroy the country, thus bringing down Caligula and perhaps the whole world, but do they care? No. EVENING UPDATE: Iran responds, strikes the Holy of Holies, Qatar’s Ras Laffan LNG plant!!! Dreizin on climbing the escalation ladder, and the Peter Principle. //

Jacob Dreizin - March 12, 2026

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March 3, 2026: Follow the alchemy, almost in “real time.” How Team Caligula’s legal argument (or a brief attempt at such) for the war… transmuted into “See, they admit, Israel told them to do it!” in vast corners of the Dumb-O-Sphere. // U.S.-Israel regime change (more like, state collapse!) plans for Iran are starting to be revealed… and, WOW!!! Please read on. DREIZIN’S MOMENT OF TRIUMPH APPROACHES!!! // March 4: Further details on the Kurdish (and what other ethnicities await?) invasion. Having failed in “the people will rise up”, the U.S. and Israel turn to Plan B, the brute Prometheism of tribal militias. And now you see that I have been right (in one way or another) since 2022. IRAN IS ALMOST DONE. Not just the ayatollahs, but Iran. // March 6: The Putin-SprayTan war parallel is now shockingly obvious. And… There is NO CHANCE that the U.S. Government cannot destroy an as-yet non-nuclear Iran, IF determined to do so (and at this point, Caligula has no choice.) The only questions are, at what price, and with what longer-term consequences? // March 7: Iraqi Kurds “out” due to no clarity from, and no confidence in, Caligula. (Next stop, Baluchistan! And, if you live in a Persian Gulf kingdom, today would be a good day to stock up on water, because, who knows? // Where are the Kinzhal missiles??? (After extensive use, they have been MIA for about two months!!!) // Caligula now claims that he never wanted the Kurds to get involved, LOL. First rule of the Orange Cult: Whatever happens, it is always the biggest win ever, and/or it was always the plan. // March 8: Brent crude oil jumps as much as 27% (as of 10:30 PM U.S. ET) in pre-market trading. The way things are going, a gallon of regular unleaded gasoline will be OVER $4.00 everywhere in the USA, by Friday morning. If this does not resolve, we are going to have U.S. EXPORT CONTROLS-BY-DECREE before the weekend, with the aim of untethering U.S. from world prices (but of course, this would cause even more chaos.) AND… FIRST SIGNS OF SEVERE DISAGREEMENT BETWEEN CALIGULA AND ISRAEL!!! // March 9: Censored Kinzhals; oil market fragmentation (FWIW, USA nationwide now looks to be $3.75+ per gallon of reg. unleaded by Friday morning); the Pyrrhos coin; YooKraynian drone BLOWOUT; and… the end of the war(s.) // March 9: “TACO” time! Caligula holds nice call with Putin; says all war aims achieved (LOL.) Oil prices return to March 6 levels as WTI-Brent spread restored. Looks like those unhelpful Kurds made all the difference. Israel about to be left with no resolution, once again, and the 60% enriched uranium (sufficient for a low-yield implosion-device warhead) is still there in Iran somewhere. Time for some new talking points on Fox News. As for me, I am done with this shit. The direction changes every day, and I can’t keep up. It is a waste of time. I could have published my layoffs tracker already. // The “soft underbelly” prepares to pass gas? * Strongest earthquake ever recorded in real-time near Naples (M6.0) *, struck today at ~6:03-6:04 PM U.S. EST, just outside of the gulf, at 40.564°N 13.975°E, at an EXTREME depth (unusual in southern Italy, but in line with offshore / Tyrrhenian sea quakes.) // Oil going NUTS this evening. And, seeing his first war play out, put this on Caligula’s tombstone: “An ignorant, Brooklyn hustler.” //

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>>>>> Some freebies / non-paywalled “work samples” added on December 6, 2025. Please see below. <<<<< / PINNED HEADLINE (September 22, 2025): In this wild time, one must stay cool. The living god Dreizin does not “call” for anything, because he DOES NOT CARE. Dreizin is a PEACEFUL DAO-GOD who only “cares” about adding to his “Twitter Wall of Manifested Prophecies” (@dreizinreport). What he does, is use historical patterns & mass psychology principles to PREDICT THE FUTURE. This is a “fine point” which most cannot grasp, especially as most do not know history—besides, of course, “everything is Hitler”—& think what they are living is new. But when I write that Mussolini & his sons & lieutenants (those in the news with the daily outrage) will be jailed or worse—comparable to the “original” Mussolini (1.0) crew—& moreover, THAT THEY WILL BE REPRESSED BY A REAL DICTATORSHIP… Well, that is a FACT which has not happened yet. And I will leave this pinned here, & it will be ONE OF MY GREATEST PROPHECIES.

Jacob Dreizin - February 17, 2026

. Some freebies or “Dreizin’s work samples”, please see below. (Want more? Pay for the paywall.) . December 6, 2025: The Zelensky story has become the timeless “But he’s OUR son of a bitch” cliché. Everyone knows it, but few are openly honest about it,...

February 18, 2026: Is this the end of the college campus voter registration drive? Dreizin looks at the “SAVE Act.” (18-minute audio, below!) Yes, the propagandist shills say this is about flushing out noncitizen voting… which is INFINITESIMAL (AND to the extent that it happens, it’s not just Dems doing it.) Of course, “SAVE”—NOT the voter ID part, the OTHER part—is intended as a cleaver to chop millions of low-motivation, low-affiliation voters out of the political system—the Republican HOLY GRAIL!!! But EVEN IF it holds up in the courts, it won’t be so effective… and it certainly will not be so “clean” and politically one-sided. And that angle will get so messy, that “SAVE’s” toughest provisions (even if they clear the courts) would eventually get walked back on a BIPARTISAN basis. Folks, only the low-IQ think that Caligula’s government and his butt-sucking Republican Congress will achieve ANYTHING lasting. Like, “At least if they get rid of voting fraud…” No, it will ALL get negated, dummies!!! ALL OF IT!!! 100%!!! // February 19: Caligula’s Iran buildup is ready, even as one or two aircraft carriers are still moving in (and there is no huge need for them to be in place on “day one.”) And, finally, someone (obviously not everyone) in the market has “figured it out”, causing Brent crude oil to spike well above the “psychological” barrier (over which, price tends to move up much faster) of $70/barrel. Well, besides these prescient souls, the main profiteer off of what’s about to happen… is likely to be RUSSIA. // Some more on the Russian gold angle. Let me draw you a picture. // A case study in sitting on the Tarrd-fence, with one leg in Candace Owens territory, trying to retain one’s sane/sober followers AND the crazies. Looking more broadly than the third-tier “influencer” below, does this perhaps generally sound like one of CALIGULA’S fundamental problems? It sure does!!! // February 20: Politics may ruin you! A case study of two friends who “went south.” // The Woke New Right’s contribution to the English language, a new term for the Jews: “The dual-loyalty crowd.” // As of right now (8:13 PM U.S. ET), an order at the Dominos near the southern tip of Crystal City, Arlington, Virginia, can be ready for pickup in 15 minutes. Which means, the attack on Iran won’t be tonight and probably not this weekend. This here will be a recurring “Friday night pizza watch” feature… until “it” happens. // February 22: Caligula and Iran: Will he or won’t he? Why is the USAF still flying combat aircraft to that part of the world, when the airfields are already almost full, and (IF Israel joins in full-on) the air over Iran would be “saturated”, perhaps dangerously so, even with the assets in place as of now if not days ago? The answer is simple. // YooKrayne update: The electric, and the drone war. And… Why I am DONE covering the war in any great detail, or even at all, until something changes radically, or at least, a front starts moving big, somewhere. // February 23: There has been “ISIS” in Mexico for ~25 years. Americans did not care. There was little military-industrial money to be made from it; it didn’t bother the Russia-haters; presumably the gangs were paid to leave the foreign factories alone; the oil (net of local needs) was not huge, and it was mostly being sold to the USA anyway, etc. And now it’s much too late, and nothing can be done, for Mexico or most points south, short of a hemisphere-wide, more-or-less “synchronized” return to unabashed dictatorship. // February 25: MASSIVE asset confiscations ongoing in Russia. ALL corruptos without very strong “cover” with the central state (not mere provincial authorities) are now at immediate risk. // February 27: Big audio message for the weekend: USA’s largest medical system begins to turn on unfettered AI. And, the “Imperial dictate, explain nothing” approach—The commonality between the pending Iran war and the pending “2026 elections takeover” Executive Order. And more! //

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February 12, 2026: Why would the Russian government activate its final offensive against war-essential Telegram now, just a few weeks after the long-overdue Starlink fiasco? The answer is obvious. // February 14: A postcard from the 30 percent. (Dreizin checks in with the “hard base.”) // Trends update on the YooKrayne’s electric and its air war. // “Billionaires raping children and eating babies on Epstein’s Island” is another “Haitians eating dogs.” I told you in 2024 that this crazy train has no breaks… and I was right. And now, finally, for the first time, it is Nero who is in its way. // As much as we like seeing Rep. Massie in action, do keep in mind that he is just another gadfly “pro wrestling character” (same as the “Paul family”), and that the “Spirit of 1776” buzz around him (even if he hasn’t much fed it explicitly)—carried by disaffected ex-Trumpers and podcast bro’s—is just another messianic delusion-con, same as Caligula is a con. // February 15: YooKrayne drone war, ground war, electric updates. // On “Good Czar, Evil Boyars” mythology. (If by “white culture” the Trumpers mean “Oriental personality-cult despotism”, then yes, we are getting white culture in spades, hahaha.) // February 16: CRUMBLING OF THE U.S. ECONOMY AND LABOR MARKET IS VASTLY ACCELERATING. Between January 28 and February 13, 2026 (inclusive), the USA experienced an insane FIVE days of “3000-plus” mass layoffs (that is, imminent cuts totaling 3000 or more jobs, announced or made public in one day, exclusive of retail food service / retail point-of-sale positions and Federal civil service positions, although the latter are no longer relevant as the downsizing is over, having barely started anyway.) Dreizin will take the following five-six days to summarize these layoffs for you, and will not publish here in the meantime, unless something truly crazy happens, although you can feel free to check my Twitter.

Jacob Dreizin - February 17, 2026

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