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April 20: Defeating Iran is now “de facto acknowledged” as a MATHEMATICAL impossibility. Even if Caligula drops a nuke (which he likely won’t do, if only because Iran now probably has its own), he STILL can’t win. // Beyond just fuel prices, war-flation is already here! And, HERE COMES ***THE TRUMP-ISRAEL FAMINE OF 2027***. // April 21:  Fundamentals of Russian Wisdom 101:  “Вовремя предать — это не предать, а предвидеть”.  (To betray in time, is not to betray.  It is to foresee.) // April 22:  Walking you through how Russia is rerouting its oil exports.  Yes, the YooKrayne’s Great Big Ports Offensive has failed.  And, why gasoline/petrol is now a bit cheaper, in the USA at least.  (HINT: As you might have guessed, nothing to do with Caligula’s dealmaking skills.) And, more thoughts on the wheat situation. // April 24:  The “Party Line” / “Influencer” Daily B.S. in Russia and the CaliguSphere:  A Comparative Study. // Israel has become the world’s #1 bullschytt factory. Here are two examples. //

Jacob Dreizin  -  April 20, 2026

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April 13, 2026: There’s a Man going round, taking names. And he knows who is gaslighting, and who’s to blame. (The Blockade, China, Alex Jones, the YooKrayne, and (been saying it for a year-plus!) how the Spray-Tan Regime is but a funhouse warped mirror image of the Brandonites, much cruder and dumber.) // The dog that’s not barking:  Anyone noticed that the piracy against Russian shipping has stopped? // ***APRIL 14:  FIRST CONFIRMATIONS COMING IN THAT U.S. FARMERS WHO DID NOT BUY FERTILIZER BEFORE THE IRAN WAR, HAVE HUGELY REDUCED THEIR TREATMENTS, NOT JUST FOR PRICE REASONS BUT ALSO DUE TO **AVAILABILITY**.  BOTTOM LINE, PREPARE FOR THE STRONG POSSIBILITY OF FOOD MEGA-FLATION, PANIC-HOARDING, EMPTY BREAD-SHELVES BY YEAR-END.  AND IF IT’S THIS BAD IN THE USA, THINK HOW IT WILL BE IN THE POORER COUNTRIES!!!*** // THE BLACKS ARE BACK!!!  What we can deduce from early vote totals in Virginia’s redistricting referendum. // April 15:  As if they were not already doused in enough burning gasoline, the Caligulists have now got themselves their own micro-Kulturkampf, oh my God!!! // April 16:  With Caligula having hastily ceasefired the latest Israel-Lebanon flareup, the probability of the Government of Lebanon well and truly disarming Shitbullcrap has approached ZERO. // April 17: “The Church needs to get behind Caligula because Democrats closed churches during the Pandemic” line, demonstrates the conceptual gulf between short-term, end-times Protestant-inspired political thinking… and the Catholic tradition. // April 18: The best Downfall bunker rant EVER!!! // Dreizin’s experience with the “practical” roots of International Relations “theory.” Or, “Some more reasons why REAL politics are never, ever taught in schools.” //

Jacob Dreizin  -  April 13, 2026

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April 7, 2026:  The New York Times breaks down Caligula’s Iran war decision.  Israeli emigration and social trends, and the lack of prospects for Russia-Israel reconciliation.  Headline oil pricing is no longer relevant; Brent futures are IRRELEVANT. As to “the ceasefire”, all I can say for now, having read the tweet, is… LOL, don’t hold your breath. April 8:  On the “pulling out of NATO” nonsense.  And, the FORGOTTEN “boots on the ground” invasion, tells you all that you need to know about how “degraded” Iran is. And… Is Cthulhu awakening? // April 9:  Updated U.S. military materiel losses in the Iran war. // Doing the math on Russia’s present crude oil export capacity deficit. // April 10: Carlson’s “It’s down to just the (white) Boomers” is dead-on perfect… Yet it is merely a variation on what Dreizin prophesied over a year ago. Yes, folks, I’d love to sit down and rest, but… Here comes ANOTHER VICTORY LAP!!! (Audio message, below.) // The truth about Russia’s crude oil exports is now clear to me:  Especially under conditions of very high demand, they cannot be seriously suppressed for much more than about a week. // April 11: Feel how you like about Israel and the Israel Lobby, but getting your “facts” and “analysis” on Israel and Southwest Asia from Carlson, Mearsheimer, and the podcasters and YouTubers… is like searching for a wholesome, clean, lasting relationship at a queer bathhouse in Bangkok. (Audio message, below.) // I don’t know what will happen in Hungary, but every Mussolini, Assad, etc., has a shelf-life beyond which he and his crew are a net-negative to the country… and Orban has very likely reached his expiration date. (Audio message, below.) //

Jacob Dreizin  -  April 7, 2026

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April 5, 2026: Dreizin’s first videocast in over a year! And, the blowout in Russian oil has FINALLY arrived. And, the Orange Circus is now “officially” looking to suppress all evidence of U.S. losses. And, using Israel to do the dirty work. And, the bubble that is Israel. And, a second take on Dreizin’s “Russian missiles in Iran.”

Jacob Dreizin  -  April 5, 2026

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March 31, 2026:  Brent crude oil pricing finally BREAKS.  And… The Russian state is finally getting the best of Telegram. (And when it happens, it will be the end of Telegram as a going concern, as Russia and the former USSR are the most intensive users of Telegram, and the glue holding it together.) // April 1: “TECH SUPPORT”: How to change your 2FA one-time passcode (OTP) delivery. // YouTube, WhatsApp, Telegram, Starlink… it’s all the same.  Everything that can be used as a weapon (actively, or in terms of denial of service… or, as with Starlink, both) WILL EVENTUALLY be used as a weapon. State sovereignty is no longer possible when you don’t own your own communications.  This concept is barely understood among the public even in Russia, yet it is surely VERY WELL UNDERSTOOD by the U.S. military and foreign policy establishments. // April 2:  BRIDGES??? Iran is now Serbia 1999.  And, Israel now is only for Jews and dumb white boomers.  And, the oil futures market has gone nuts. The computer-driven trading logic seems to have broken down. No doubt, some “derivative” on “spreads” will soon blow up. //

Jacob Dreizin  -  March 31, 2026

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March 30, 2026:  “They’re here.”  While Israel continues to bait the Apocalypse by bombing an Iranian oil refinery, with Iran responding by (among other things) striking the desalination section of a massive Kuwaiti power plant (I imagine it will come out that the mysterious missiles used for that, were “designed to evade U.S. Patriot systems”), Dreizin does a quick “technical” review of the destruction of a U.S. radar plane on the ground in Saudi Arabia.  AND, what the lack of MSM outrage (it has been rather subdued, no?) about “Russian involvement!” says about the state of today’s CIA.

Jacob Dreizin  -  March 30, 2026

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March 27, 2026:  Caligula’s failure to pull the plug on the YooKrayne is now catching up as the YooKrayne pulls the plug on Caligula, with Russia’s crude oil export problems on track to become “another Persian Gulf.”  Obviously, no one is in charge (except the YooKrayne and Israel.)  “Après nous le deluge.”

Jacob Dreizin  -  March 27, 2026

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[PENDING]  March 29, 2026:  U.S. labor market absolutely cratering—We are back to the worst layoff peaks of 2025.  For example: 729 West Virginia coal mining-related jobs lost in a 15-day period.  For example: Ohio loses 1,121 manufacturing-RELATED jobs, ***at one employer, in one day***, AS THE AUTO PARTS MAKER ‘FIRST BRANDS GROUP’ LIQUIDATES (TOTAL JOB LOSS SO FAR: ALMOST 3000) DUE TO FRAUD MELTDOWN AND BANKRUPCY.  As I told you in early (March-April) 2025, the Spray-Tan Regime will be “stomped like wet schitt”, overcome and negated, and we will have a Democrat quasi-dictatorship (and that’s in the BEST case, with no Second Pandemic or other disaster.)  Nothing, nothing, nothing can stop what is coming.  The business cycle… never… went… anywhere.  Again, we have reached the “end of the kick-the-can” depression.  ***Below, a deep summary of mass layoffs on FOUR “peak days” between January 28 and February 13, inclusive.***

Jacob Dreizin  -  March 26, 2026

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March 25, 2026:  Israel, YooKrayne, it’s all the same.  As with parents & kids, if you’re not managing your client states, THEY will manage YOU:   With Caligula weak & distracted, YooKraynian drones (evidenced by recent-day crashes in ALL THREE Baltic states, as confirmed by each of their governments) are being flown through “NATO territory” to do serious damage to facilities (INCL. FOR OIL EXPORT) along Russia’s Baltic coastline, where the air defenses have been set up to defend from the sea exclusively.  AND… MAGA-Land’s “You don’t want to lose half your audience” phenomenon has reached its apotheosis with the Iran War!

Jacob Dreizin  -  March 25, 2026

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March 24, 2026: When the first war follows you to the second war; and the literal incarnation of Mussolini. And, some sobriety on the “9000 targets” hype.

Jacob Dreizin  -  March 24, 2026

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