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DREIZIN EXPLAINS BANKING. Also, On March 11, Gayest Air Force In History Flew UK-Based B-52 Strategic Bomber (“Noble61”) Into Gulf Of Finland For (Likely Unarmed) Nuclear Cruise Missile Launch Approach Training Run Against St. Petersburg (Or Nearby Military Facilities), Russia’s 2nd City, Coming To Within ~200km (~124mi) Of The City, Also PROVOCATIVELY Passing Over All Baltic States AND Not More Than 95km (~59mi) From Russia’s Pskov On Its “Extended, In Your Face” Return Trip. (No, This Is *NOT* Common.)

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A bunch of readers…..

…..asked me to comment on the Silicon Valley Bank (SVB) situation.

As on most other matters…..

Mainstream talk around SVB…..

…..is IDIOTIC…..

…..and OBSCURES the real issue.

The bank is accused of having made “risky bets.”

Even gazillionaire hedgefunders…..

…..such as Bill Ackman…..

…..are, in unthinking panic…..

…..carrying that nonsense.

So, what are these risky bets?

U.S. Treasury Bonds!

You see, the bank took deposits…..

…..used them to buy Treasuries…..

…..and, now that those Treasuries…..

…..have FALLEN in value…..

…..(due to rising yields)…..

…..the bank’s assets (Treasuries, and loans outstanding)…..

…..have fallen below its liabilities (deposits, plus, any outstanding bonds issued by the bank itself)…..

…..leading to NEGATIVE EQUITY…..

…..also known as, “we’re fucked.”

(It APPEARS the bottom didn’t fall out, until the bank booked an “impairment” to its equity, acknowledging the degraded value of its Treasuries by “marking them to market”, rather than keeping them on the books at original value—remember this sentence.)

Folks, I have NEWS for Bill Ackman…..

Due to something…..

…..called “double entry accounting“…..

…..which has been around for centuries…..

EVERY bank in the USA…..

…..MUST take EVERY dollar of deposits…..

…..and put it SOMEWHERE…..

…..and that SOMEWHERE…..

…..always means, either…..

…..loaning that dollar right back out…..

…..or putting it on deposit…..

…..with another bank, or with the Federal Reserve…..

…..or BUYING an asset…..

…..first and foremost, Treasuries.

In short…..

The BEDROCK…..

Of our banking system…..

Is TREASURIES.

(In fact, Treasuries were the required, defining asset of National Banks even BEFORE the Federal Reserve Act of 1913.)

And, as such…..

Not just SVB…..

But EVERY bank…..

Is at risk from these “risky (LOL) investments.”

Incidentally…..

Lesser banks are at greater risk…..

Because the “systemically important” ones…..

Such as, Bank of America…..

Have much, much more on deposit with the Fed, or with other banks…..

While, typically, smaller banks…..

…..have only a token amount, with the Fed.

But, in principle…..

All banks are “at risk.”

So, you see…..

There’s NOTHING unusual about SVB…..

Other than…..

It catered to a sector…..

…..(the dotcoms)…..

…..that’s not doing so great…..

…..and needed to draw down its deposits.

Yeah, now you get it…..

“The weakest domino!”

But now…..

The “risky bets” have become…..

…..not some crappy, circa 2005 mortgage bonds…..

…..but the BEDROCK itself!

(Now, what if EVERY bank marked its Treasuries to market? Last one out, turn off the lights! Obviously, they won’t… but, what does that do, to confidence in the banking sector?)

And…..

WHY has this happened?

Because of the Federal Reserve’s campaign…..

…..to raise interest rates, economy-wide…..

…..but first and foremost…..

…..(as Treasuries, esp. the 10-year, determine all other rates)…..

…..in the Treasuries complex.

You see…..

…..(for those who skipped Finance 101)…..

Bond yields run inverse to bond prices.

The “yield” is essentially the price…..

…..that the bond issuer pays…..

…..to “rent” money from the investor.

It is the “rent” on money.

In pushing this rent, higher…..

The Fed has reduced the price…..

…..that investors (or any buyers)…..

…..must pay…..

…..to the issuers (or any sellers)…..

…..for the bond.

In other words…..

Bonds have FALLEN in price.

So, we see now…..

…..that, in principle…..

ALL banks, are at risk…..

…..of NEGATIVE EQUITY…..

…..from rising rates…..

…..coupled with an economic “slowdown.”

SBV was NOT unique…..

And did NOTHING particularly wrong.

Again, it’s just the weakest domino.

And so…..

Where does that leave us?

It leaves us, as follows:

IRRESPECTIVE of how far “they” go…..

…..to bail out SBV’s depositors…..

…..(and right now, it looks like, they MIGHT go all the way)…..

“The Fed” will HAVE to reverse course…..

…..on its interest rate hikes…..

MORE OR LESS, IMMEDIATELY…..

Or…..

“They” will have to fully backstop…..

…..the entire banking system…..

That is, ALL deposits…..

Up to ANY value.

Even, deposit accounts…..

…..worth hundreds of millions of dollars a piece.

Which means…..

With that kind of a backstop…..

The assets countervailing those deposit liabilities for the banks…..

Could be anything!

I mean…..

They could be, loans…..

…..to REALLY lousy, crappy borrowers.

(What would that do to inflation?)

Or…..

To the maximum extent…..

…..that a given bank’s charter (or whatever) allows it…..

It could be complex option bets on oil prices!

Again…..

…..it could be ANYTHING.

And that means…..

As far as investing goes…..

It would be “RISK OFF!”

Which would…..

…..of course…..

Leave Putin and the Saudis, smiling.

On the other hand…..

If the Fed simply reverses course…..

…..on its interest rate hikes…..

That’s ALSO “risk off.”

Which means…..

Any way you slice it…..

Inflation is NOT going away.

No One’s In Charge

Or, One Last Word On The Federal Reserve

No, the Federal Reserve…..

…..doesn’t “really” control interest rates. 

Sure, like Brandon’s CIA and State Department…..

…..(with respect to the Ukraine)…..

They push the buttons….. 

But everything they do….. 

…..is to “maintain credibility“…..

…..with an eye…..

…..to what everyone else (at home and abroad) thinks….. 

….or will, or may think. 

(In short, no one in the U.S., at the national level, is really in charge of anything.  Because everyone is FOLLOWING, NOT LEADING.  This is one reason why Trump was so unique.) 

This is why, like Brandon’s people….. 

The Fed has walked into a giant trap. 

For the Fed’s “credibility“…..

There is only one possible outcome.

They will, in the end…..

Lose it.

HUGELY. 

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About The Gayest Air Force Ever…..

Yes, I was referring to the U.S. Air Force.

Of course…..

I was NOT disparaging.

Under my Anglican faith…..

God is gay…..

…..(at least, for metaphysical purposes)…..

And we are ALL made in his image.

I am PROUD of the unabashed gayness…..

…..of my nation’s military.

As for the B-52 flight…..

…..of March 11th…..

It was a VERY provocative move.

I can’t be sure…..

But I can’t say I remember this happening, EVER.

(Almost certainly, it did NOT happen before 2022.)

It’s more common for Uncle Sam…..

To fly jet fighters in that area…..

NOT STRATEGIC BOMBERS.

Truly… The Gayest Army Ever Assembled

Speaking of “the gayest army ever assembled“…..

…..from my last, “headline only” post…..

A few readers…..

…..didn’t understand…..

…..where I was coming from.

Folks, I’m NOT saying…..

…..that ALL Ukro-warriors are gay.

(And if they were, I would EMBRACE them, and offer them UNCONDITIONAL ACCEPTANCE.)

In fact…..

The real proportion is probably under 50 percent.

However…..

The fact remains…..

If you take the Ukrainian alphabet…..

…..and remove all letters…..

…..that overlap with the Russian alphabet…..

…..what you’re left with…..

…..IN THEIR PRECISE ALPHABETICAL ORDER…..

……are the letters ґ є і ї …..

…..which, again in that order, spell ґєії…..

…..which literally means, “gays.”

Look, I didn’t make this up.

Also, I don’t believe in coincidences.

It is what it is.

It can’t be changed…..

…..with “Biblical linguistics” counseling, or whatever.

We just have to accept it.

Now, for those of you…..

….who want to complain…..

…..about Dreizin being so obsessed…..

…..with homeless sexuality.

Well, you geniuses…..

Speaking ONLY for myself…..

Strictly as a private citizen…..

…..who lives in the USA…..

I’m just TAKING A CUE…..

From my own government!

Duh!

DREIZIN REPORT EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE

Folks, I was able to secure…..

…..EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE…..

…..of Putin’s representative…..

…..desperately begging for assistance…..

…..from PMC Wagner…..

…..early last spring.

Watch it here…..

Only on the Dreizin Report:

Permanent Feature

I will repeat this in every post…..

…..(except “headline only“, quickie posts)…..

…..until it’s no longer relevant…..

…..and/or we’re no longer here.

Assuming we make it to 2024…..

…..and have an election…..

The wonderful governor of Florida…..

Ron DeSantis…..

If elected President of the USA…..

Won’t do much of shit…..

…..other than get us into a war…..

…..with our supplier of everything.

That is, China.

Because that’s the track we’re on.

Trump tried to take the rivalry in an exclusively economic direction…..

But he was removed.

And now… THE CAKE IS BAKED.

Yes, I’m waiting for another pann-de-mmick…..

But the only strictly “political” issue now that matters…..

…..is how hard the U.S. will fight…..

…..and risk everything…..

…..(including, me and my family)…..

….to hold on to its Hegemony.

And… the “public” has no say in that.

Will NEVER have a say.

I can’t remember the last time the “public” had a say…..

…..on anything that really mattered.

Because we don’t fucking matter.

Anyone who plans to keep voting…..

…..(above the local/state level)…..

…..and legitimize U.S. Federal politics…..

…..and the destruction of their own country…..

…..and perhaps the world…..

…..is a “battered wife“…..

…..or just a FUCKING IDIOT.

(However, even if you’re an idiot, you should still give me money, for all the work I put into this blog. Or, at least, follow me on Twitter, and be sure to “like” everything, even the old stuff.)

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