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Jacob Dreizin

>>>>> Some freebies / non-paywalled “work samples” added on December 6, 2025. Please see below. <<<<< / PINNED HEADLINE (September 22, 2025):  In this wild time, one must stay cool.  The living god Dreizin does not “call” for anything, because he DOES NOT CARE.  Dreizin is a PEACEFUL DAO-GOD who only “cares” about adding to his “Twitter Wall of Manifested Prophecies” (@dreizinreport).  What he does, is use historical patterns & mass psychology principles to PREDICT THE FUTURE.  This is a “fine point” which most cannot grasp, especially as most do not know history—besides, of course, “everything is Hitler”—& think what they are living is new.  But when I write that Mussolini & his sons & lieutenants (those in the news with the daily outrage) will be jailed or worse—comparable to the “original” Mussolini (1.0) crew—& moreover, THAT THEY WILL BE REPRESSED BY ***A REAL*** DICTATORSHIP… Well, that is a FACT which has not happened yet. And I will leave this pinned here, & it will be ONE OF MY GREATEST PROPHECIES.

Jacob Dreizin  -  September 5, 2026

. Some freebies or “Dreizin’s work samples”, please see below. (Want more? Pay for the paywall.) . December 6, 2025: The Zelensky story has become the timeless “But he’s OUR son of a bitch” cliché.  Everyone knows it, but few are openly honest about it,...

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September 5, 2026:  On the given trendline, the YooKrayne’s economy will be finished in less than six weeks. // Selling wheat to buy oil:  A case study in what is CLEARLY not a 2008-style commodities panic-buying market. // Don’t (yet) buy into the “Blue Wave” hype.  And, a few words on the Israeli election. // Diesel prices, destroying Carthage, Claude vs. Alisa, and the “AI dominance” nonsense. // September 8:  The End of Democracy and The Last Man. // Determining the REAL cause of rapid price action in any given market (other than stocks), SEEMS easy but may be impossible.  Today’s case in point:  Wheat. // U.S. mortgage rates are returning to bonkers levels, and it’s because of the war. // September 9:  THE REUNIFICATION OF YEMEN APPEARS TO BE COMMENCING. // September 10: The Iranian ground offensive fiiiinally happened, where no one was looking (Yemen!) And YooKrayne, oil, bonds, mortgages. It seems to be all cracking at the same time. //

Jacob Dreizin  -  September 5, 2026

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August 21, 2026:  YooKrayne finances watch, global wheat watch, U.S. SPR watch, Russian oil and gold watch, Iran intentions watch, Pentagon censorship watch. // August 22:  “The Trump Crazy-O-Meter” never went anywhere.  Dreizin explains the market performance of gold over the last three years… and how the “smartest set” see the zeitgeist. // August 23:  As Dreizin wrote years ago, a classic “financial collapse” has not been possible in the USA since the interventions of 2008-2009 opened the gates for Zimbabwe-style governance. Renewed talk of the Federal debt is hot air. No one is going to do anything, not only because not one wants to cut anything, but also because nothing much needs to be done. Sure, it will all come down eventually, but NOT how everyone imagines. // European wheat. // August 24: A little lesson in ETFs. // U.S. SPR watch, and the likely end of the “pending oil mega-shock” narrative. // Russian air defense gaps explained. // Team Caligula plays a fast one on the Supreme Court. // August 25:  Was this a mere “trial balloon”, or the start of a hybrid/info-warfare operation to cause a run on Russian ATMs? // On the FIRST Jewish embassy to Caligula. // August 28:  Wheat breakout!!! // Notes from the bureaucracy. Another dumb go at making Government jobs too demeaning or painful to hold? // Another lesson in “funds flows.” Why merely swap one “risk asset” for another? On the information deficit. // August 29:  The hole in Russian wheat exports is an even bigger problem for humanity than the YooKrayne’s wheat situation. (And, let’s not forget Kazakhstan.) // The Wildberries Effect:  The YooKrayne’s military logistics and economy are now being methodically destroyed.  European monthly financial aid will soon need to be as much as doubled. // August 30:  Wheat numbers:  Morrocco, Turkey, Argentina, Canada. // August 30:  The devil went down to Georgia: Nazis, layoffs, the march of time, and the end of solutions. // August 31: Aerial bombing of Odessa has commenced. // September 1:  Dreizin’s big YooKrayne prediction from 2022, the Pentagon in chaos, and, Senate Republicans have completely given up on Caligula. //

Jacob Dreizin  -  August 21, 2026

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August 7, 2026:  Much of the ConservaSphere has finally woken up to the IranWar-inflation-election connection.  But (as tends to happen, same as with the YooKrayne, Epstein files, corruption, ballroom, the economic messaging confusion, etc.)… to avoid losing vast numbers of snowflakes in their audiences… and to avoid being declared anathema by the thin-skinned, nasty boss himself… they still DO NOT DARE to clearly verbalize Caligula’s obvious role in it. So what’s the point?  As always, he won’t hear them. // August 9: The autumn 2026 Russian mobilization, and the North Koreans. // H5N1 found in Australia’s interior. // August 10:  As they circle the toilet, making Abdul El-Sayed their Prime Boogeyman would be the DUMBEST info-move that the Caligulists and Republicans could make.  They will probably make it. // The ATACMS, Caligula’s Zugzwang, The Matrix, and Dreizin as Oskar Schindler. // U.S. Strategic Petroleum Reserve watch. // August 11:  Geran’-4, Banderol’, and the three-body problem.  The turbojet-powered munitions are the “game changer” today.  Probably just a couple of weeks before you hear about that in the MSM. // The “Caligula escaped in a food cart” story is the cherry on the cake of Dreizin’s ***SPRING 2025*** prediction that this guy will be essentially DONE by the end of 2026. // August 14:  Putin’s big warning to pirates, and Mussolini, Caligula, and the transmigration of souls. // Dreizin’s earthquake prediction. // Feral pigs and cats in Australia, and other strangeness. // Southern Ocean H5N1: The knowledge gap. // August 15: The Butterfly Effect, and… What are all of these drone-war specialists going to do in peacetime??? // August 16:  Medicaid cuts, and the USA’s REAL problem with immigration. // August 17:  Aaaand to cap it off, some final comments on “the Somali fraud.” //

Jacob Dreizin  -  August 21, 2026

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July 12, 2026:  Sure, Lindsay Graham’s death is likely to have an impact.  Just NOT in the way that the WarTards (and the Israelis, panicking all of a sudden, haha!) might assume. // Barak Ravid on Graham and the Israel-Saudi peace dream. // The mammal-adapted, Southern Hemisphere maritime variety of the H5N1 2.3.4.4b clade has made the jump to Australian local birds. // July 13:  Massive “omnibus” digest:  SPR watch, Hormuz watch, Russia/YooKrayne exports and fuel watch, YooKrayne air defenses watch, wheat watch, Crimea watch.  Did I miss anything? // July 14:  The current Iran-U.S. pingpong is militarily pre-weighted to Iran’s advantage.  Here is why. // July 16:  A case study of the New Swamp. And… Dreizin’s issues slip into SYNESTHESIA as Chicago wheat is now 100% trading on Russia-YooKrayne, WOW! // Again, Russia’s Iran War Dividend is NOT over.  Here are some facts. // July 18:  The mammal-deadly South Atlantic / Southern Ocean variety of the H5N1 2.3.4.4b clade is enveloping Australia’s coasts.  The probability of avoiding sustained inland spread is now very low. // The Government of Iran has been FAR MORE consistent and credible than Caligula. When they talk about invading one or more of the Persian Gulf sultanates, that’s probably not just hot air like Caligula. // July 19:  YooKraynian air defense watch.  Black Sea commerce watch.  Agricultural commodities watch. Iranian missiles watch. // “When you’ve lost Idaho…..” // July 20:  U.S. SPR Watch — DREIZIN GLOBAL EXCLUSIVE:  U.S. Department of Energy has deliberately gamed Google and the chatbots to suggest a much lower “minimum safe volume” than was commonly assumed. // July 22:  Russian oil pricing, the Western narrative machine, “Independent Media”, soft power, and the workings of endless crap. (Also, “One Dutch occupier, one bullet”, HAHAHA!!!) //

Jacob Dreizin  -  August 21, 2026

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July 1, 2026:  More on the Russian music comeback.  //  U.S. Strategic Petroleum Reserve (SPR) and Iranian exports update.  Dreizin does the math. Regarding the estimated (by the experts) super-crisis timeline of September-October 2026, the U.S-Iran MOU has changed nothing, because, for now, not much (besides Iranian oil) is getting out of the Persian Gulf. // Watching Israel clutch its pearls over Armenian genocide is the LOL to end all LOLs. Verily, Herzl got what he wanted, a country like any other. // YOOKRAYNIAN PETROL STATIONS SITUATION. // July 2:  Hormuz Watch. // Looking at the numbers: Don’t put a bookend on Russia’s Iran war dividend just yet!!! // Belarus situation. Yes, there was an attempt—NO DOUBT, ENDORSED BY KEY EUROPEAN LEADERS—to rewrite the rules and deny Russia an “untouchable” economic, military-industrial, and technical-operational support base in Belarus, same as the YooKrayne uses Europe, the USA, and frankly, half of the planet. And it FAILED. // July 3: Dreizin’s connection to the Rwanda genocide. // July 4:  Russian fuel watch. // China wheat news. // July 5:  Australian bird flu watch. Ripley at her Weyland-Yutani debriefing. // What Dreizin’s walks in downtown DC tell us about the remaining Republican voter base (as if we didn’t already know.) // The fairly sudden Israeli boom in the Greek real estate market (among others) doesn’t lie. Everyone who has money and any sense, is making plans to leave Israel if/when it gets too crazy. The writing is on the wall. // July 6:  U.S. SPR and Hormuz watch. One more week, and we will know for sure. // Russia fuel watch.  Russia and YooKrayne air defenses watch.  The day has arrived. // July 7:  Russia fuel watch. // Dreizin’s words from as much as A YEAR AND A HALF AGO about no new growth stories, and about the chatbot hoax, were repeated last week by some wunderkind guest on CNBC. // July 8:  No, Caligula has not completely canceled the ceasefire/MOU.  One big step remains.  Nonetheless, “Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.” // Today’s Orange Stream of Consciousness: The YooKrayne making its own Patriot missiles. Yeah, sure.  Let’s see what Congress says about it. //

Jacob Dreizin  -  July 27, 2026

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June 28, 2026:  Russian fuel situation.

Jacob Dreizin  -  July 27, 2026

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June 28, 2026:  Southwest Asia digest:  What just happened with Lebanon?  What’s the significance of the renewed attacks on traffic into the Persian Gulf? And, forget the oil price, as the only “real” indicator to watch now is the U.S. SPR weekly drawdown. Last but not least, the seaways are sputtering again, but Iranian oil exports are still going strong.

Jacob Dreizin  -  July 27, 2026

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June 25, 2026:  On June 24, the Australian Centre for Disease Preparedness confirmed that a petrel which washed up on a mainland beach south of Adelaide on June 14—and was then cared for by local do-gooders for 5 days before it died or was euthanized—was H5A1-infected. // India:  It’s not just the wheat. // Today saw the first Iranian attack on a ship since the MOU.

Jacob Dreizin  -  July 27, 2026

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June 24, 2026: Do these geniuses (including Caligula) really think that the Government of Iran doesn’t know this (see the graphic), AND that, holding the cards before the midterms, it won’t screw them over FIRST, BEFORE the midterms? (Simple arithmetic tells us when the next Hormuz total closure is likely to be.)

Jacob Dreizin  -  June 25, 2026

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