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April 13, 2026: There’s a Man going round, taking names. And he knows who is gaslighting, and who’s to blame. (The Blockade, China, Alex Jones, the YooKrayne, and (been saying it for a year-plus!) how the Spray-Tan Regime is but a funhouse warped mirror image of the Brandonites, much cruder and dumber.) // The dog that’s not barking: Anyone noticed that the piracy against Russian shipping has stopped? // APRIL 14: FIRST CONFIRMATIONS COMING IN THAT U.S. FARMERS WHO DID NOT BUY FERTILIZER BEFORE THE IRAN WAR, HAVE HUGELY REDUCED THEIR TREATMENTS, NOT JUST FOR PRICE REASONS BUT ALSO DUE TO AVAILABILITY. BOTTOM LINE, PREPARE FOR THE STRONG POSSIBILITY OF FOOD MEGA-FLATION, PANIC-HOARDING, EMPTY BREAD-SHELVES BY YEAR-END. AND IF IT’S THIS BAD IN THE USA, THINK HOW IT WILL BE IN THE POORER COUNTRIES!!! // THE BLACKS ARE BACK!!! What we can deduce from early vote totals in Virginia’s redistricting referendum. // April 15: As if they were not already doused in enough burning gasoline, the Caligulists have now got themselves their own micro-Kulturkampf, oh my God!!! // April 16: With Caligula having hastily ceasefired the latest Israel-Lebanon flareup, the probability of the Government of Lebanon well and truly disarming Shitbullcrap has approached ZERO. // April 17: “The Church needs to get behind Caligula because Democrats closed churches during the Pandemic” line, demonstrates the conceptual gulf between short-term, end-times Protestant-inspired political thinking… and the Catholic tradition. // April 18: The best Downfall bunker rant EVER!!! // Dreizin’s experience with the “practical” roots of International Relations “theory.” Or, “Some more reasons why REAL politics are never, ever taught in schools.” //

Jacob Dreizin - May 1, 2026

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April 5, 2026: Dreizin’s first videocast in over a year! And, the blowout in Russian oil has FINALLY arrived. And, the Orange Circus is now “officially” looking to suppress all evidence of U.S. losses. And, using Israel to do the dirty work. And, the bubble that is Israel. And, a second take on Dreizin’s “Russian missiles in Iran.”

Jacob Dreizin - April 5, 2026

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March 27, 2026: Caligula’s failure to pull the plug on the YooKrayne is now catching up as the YooKrayne pulls the plug on Caligula, with Russia’s crude oil export problems on track to become “another Persian Gulf.” Obviously, no one is in charge (except the YooKrayne and Israel.) “Après nous le deluge.”

Jacob Dreizin - March 27, 2026

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March 25, 2026: Israel, YooKrayne, it’s all the same. As with parents & kids, if you’re not managing your client states, THEY will manage YOU: With Caligula weak & distracted, YooKraynian drones (evidenced by recent-day crashes in ALL THREE Baltic states, as confirmed by each of their governments) are being flown through “NATO territory” to do serious damage to facilities (INCL. FOR OIL EXPORT) along Russia’s Baltic coastline, where the air defenses have been set up to defend from the sea exclusively. AND… MAGA-Land’s “You don’t want to lose half your audience” phenomenon has reached its apotheosis with the Iran War!

Jacob Dreizin - March 25, 2026

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March 24, 2026: When the first war follows you to the second war; and the literal incarnation of Mussolini. And, some sobriety on the “9000 targets” hype.

Jacob Dreizin - March 24, 2026

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March 23, 2026: PAYBACK IS A BITCH: THE U.S.-RUSSIA PROXY WAR HAS “OFFICIALLY” MOVED TO IRAN. Sunday evening’s big news: Western MSM claims that two missiles which hit Qatar’s LNG plant were “maneuverable” and too much for the U.S.-made Patriots. This strongly implies use of Russia’s latest-model Iskander “quasi-ballistic” missiles, which are seldom intercepted even in the YooKrayne, and which, given their range, FYI/FWIW could have been launched from northeastern Iran, a “remote” region that has been as-yet barely (if at all) worked over by the U.S. and Israel. As for “the islands”, my hunch is now, “COME RIGHT IN, THEY… ARE… WAITING… FOR… YOU.”

Jacob Dreizin - March 23, 2026

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March 3, 2026: Follow the alchemy, almost in “real time.” How Team Caligula’s legal argument (or a brief attempt at such) for the war… transmuted into “See, they admit, Israel told them to do it!” in vast corners of the Dumb-O-Sphere. // U.S.-Israel regime change (more like, state collapse!) plans for Iran are starting to be revealed… and, WOW!!! Please read on. DREIZIN’S MOMENT OF TRIUMPH APPROACHES!!! // March 4: Further details on the Kurdish (and what other ethnicities await?) invasion. Having failed in “the people will rise up”, the U.S. and Israel turn to Plan B, the brute Prometheism of tribal militias. And now you see that I have been right (in one way or another) since 2022. IRAN IS ALMOST DONE. Not just the ayatollahs, but Iran. // March 6: The Putin-SprayTan war parallel is now shockingly obvious. And… There is NO CHANCE that the U.S. Government cannot destroy an as-yet non-nuclear Iran, IF determined to do so (and at this point, Caligula has no choice.) The only questions are, at what price, and with what longer-term consequences? // March 7: Iraqi Kurds “out” due to no clarity from, and no confidence in, Caligula. (Next stop, Baluchistan! And, if you live in a Persian Gulf kingdom, today would be a good day to stock up on water, because, who knows? // Where are the Kinzhal missiles??? (After extensive use, they have been MIA for about two months!!!) // Caligula now claims that he never wanted the Kurds to get involved, LOL. First rule of the Orange Cult: Whatever happens, it is always the biggest win ever, and/or it was always the plan. // March 8: Brent crude oil jumps as much as 27% (as of 10:30 PM U.S. ET) in pre-market trading. The way things are going, a gallon of regular unleaded gasoline will be OVER $4.00 everywhere in the USA, by Friday morning. If this does not resolve, we are going to have U.S. EXPORT CONTROLS-BY-DECREE before the weekend, with the aim of untethering U.S. from world prices (but of course, this would cause even more chaos.) AND… FIRST SIGNS OF SEVERE DISAGREEMENT BETWEEN CALIGULA AND ISRAEL!!! // March 9: Censored Kinzhals; oil market fragmentation (FWIW, USA nationwide now looks to be $3.75+ per gallon of reg. unleaded by Friday morning); the Pyrrhos coin; YooKraynian drone BLOWOUT; and… the end of the war(s.) // March 9: “TACO” time! Caligula holds nice call with Putin; says all war aims achieved (LOL.) Oil prices return to March 6 levels as WTI-Brent spread restored. Looks like those unhelpful Kurds made all the difference. Israel about to be left with no resolution, once again, and the 60% enriched uranium (sufficient for a low-yield implosion-device warhead) is still there in Iran somewhere. Time for some new talking points on Fox News. As for me, I am done with this shit. The direction changes every day, and I can’t keep up. It is a waste of time. I could have published my layoffs tracker already. // The “soft underbelly” prepares to pass gas? * Strongest earthquake ever recorded in real-time near Naples (M6.0) *, struck today at ~6:03-6:04 PM U.S. EST, just outside of the gulf, at 40.564°N 13.975°E, at an EXTREME depth (unusual in southern Italy, but in line with offshore / Tyrrhenian sea quakes.) // Oil going NUTS this evening. And, seeing his first war play out, put this on Caligula’s tombstone: “An ignorant, Brooklyn hustler.” //

Jacob Dreizin - March 3, 2026

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February 12, 2026: Why would the Russian government activate its final offensive against war-essential Telegram now, just a few weeks after the long-overdue Starlink fiasco? The answer is obvious. // February 14: A postcard from the 30 percent. (Dreizin checks in with the “hard base.”) // Trends update on the YooKrayne’s electric and its air war. // “Billionaires raping children and eating babies on Epstein’s Island” is another “Haitians eating dogs.” I told you in 2024 that this crazy train has no breaks… and I was right. And now, finally, for the first time, it is Nero who is in its way. // As much as we like seeing Rep. Massie in action, do keep in mind that he is just another gadfly “pro wrestling character” (same as the “Paul family”), and that the “Spirit of 1776” buzz around him (even if he hasn’t much fed it explicitly)—carried by disaffected ex-Trumpers and podcast bro’s—is just another messianic delusion-con, same as Caligula is a con. // February 15: YooKrayne drone war, ground war, electric updates. // On “Good Czar, Evil Boyars” mythology. (If by “white culture” the Trumpers mean “Oriental personality-cult despotism”, then yes, we are getting white culture in spades, hahaha.) // February 16: CRUMBLING OF THE U.S. ECONOMY AND LABOR MARKET IS VASTLY ACCELERATING. Between January 28 and February 13, 2026 (inclusive), the USA experienced an insane FIVE days of “3000-plus” mass layoffs (that is, imminent cuts totaling 3000 or more jobs, announced or made public in one day, exclusive of retail food service / retail point-of-sale positions and Federal civil service positions, although the latter are no longer relevant as the downsizing is over, having barely started anyway.) Dreizin will take the following five-six days to summarize these layoffs for you, and will not publish here in the meantime, unless something truly crazy happens, although you can feel free to check my Twitter.

Jacob Dreizin - February 17, 2026

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Commencing overnight February 6-7, 2026: Even before tonight’s mass air raid, the YooKrayne’s (excluding the west) electric had suddenly (I don’t know why—the Russians had taken a break, and the weather is not the coldest) sunk to as low as it’s ever been, as bad or worse as early December 2025, with every city and province in the north, east, center, and south in the high teens of hours of scheduled outages for February 7. Let’s see how it goes AFTER this raid! (And, extreme nighttime cold returns to north-central and northeast YooKrayne on February 9 and 10, with most of the rest of the country not much warmer.) — EXTENSIVE UPDATE & ANALYSIS: “THE NEXT LEG DOWN” HAS ARRIVED. // February 8: It’s now so bad, the ONLY possible “next leg down” from here on out, is a nearly nationwide, longer-term, total blackout of everything not running on imported diesel. And, a note on the Russian exports situation. // February 9: YooKraynian electric system still much too broken to be fixed quickly, or at all. At this point, we merely await the results of the next big strike. And again, Russian exports. Gold alone has “negated” the price cap on Russian oil, amazing! // February 10: The YooKrayne begs for more juice from Moldova. This story is not over! And, more on the hard decline of YooKraynian long-range strike drone operations. And, EXTREME COMPLACENCY in bets on crude oil, ahead of a likely U.S. assault on Iran. // Also, some U.S. domestic content, including: February 10: Jobs report tomorrow! Judging by today’s movement in Treasuries, this one SHOULD be pretty bad. And as I told you a year ago, it is all coming down hard for Caligula.

Jacob Dreizin - February 17, 2026

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January 24, 2026 – 50-minute Dreizin audio message — Iran strike still on the agenda, and the most likely timeline is…; it’s hard to jawbone prices and rates down when you’re ADVERTISING that you’re crazy; USA pulls the plug on Syria’s Kurds; Minnesota execution; INSANE “rightwing” obsession with Minnesota as the hill to die on; the collapse of the Second Trump Coalition; “If only someone would tell Der Fuhrer”; and why another U.S. civil war, under the present configuration of the country, is IMPOSSIBLE. // January 25: YooKrayne electric situation, and the ground war. // January 26: Early 2029 (IF NOT EARLIER!!!) will look like early 2021, BUT the outcome will be even much worse. // Late on January 26: Dreizin’s thoughts on the Minneapolis standdown. Yes, we are approaching THE END of the “aggressive mass deportations” circus. Between that… and the failure to shrink the Government or its functions to any real and meaningful degree… and the failure to bring back manufacturing (or to really intimidate ANYONE) by way of tariffs… The entire substantive agenda going into 2025 has COMPLETELY FAILED. And thus, going forward, AS I PREDICTED IN LATE 2024, it will have to be SOMETHING ELSE that no one was thinking of—but don’t worry, something always comes along! // January 28: Once again Dreizin tells you, that all the politi-nonsense which we are observing, is due to the U.S. two-party system being unable to cope with the end of the Cold War, the attendant extinction of clear economic ideologies and the redirection of aggression inwards by a population conditioned to hegemonic and militarist impulses, and the onset of mass deindustrialization and globalization / global wage arbitrage. And, the natural solution is a reset of some sort, with the most likely outcome being the end of the two-party system—”as we know it”, anyway. // January 29: Astounding! 1954 documentary film outlines American history over the next few years!!! // DREIZIN UNIVERSITY 101: ON THE EXERCISE OF LEGITIMATE POWER. And… Tulsi Gabbard being photographed, alone, with the Atlanta ballots, means that it’s just another schittshow that they will choke on within a few months. But in case you want to know (1) Why Gabbard was there?, (2) Why now?, and (3) How will it turn out?, please listen here….. // The accelerating insanity in precious, base, and rare earth metals prices, much of it thanks to Caligula, is a lifeline for Russian state finances. And now even crude oil is heading back up. // Late on January 29: Upon further review, based on the ENORMOUS movements of military hardware and munitions, mostly from bases within the USA, which are STILL ongoing, it is clear that the build-up against Iran still needs another ~4 days to be completely concluded, and possibly another day for attendant personnel to be sufficiently rested from their jet-lag. Thus, IF everything is to be positioned BEFORE a U.S. attack, and IF Nero wishes the start of the attack to not freak out the crude oil futures market, then we are looking at the weekend of February 7-8. (SOMEONE, PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF ALEX MERTARDIS IS PLAGIARIZING ME.) // January 30: The “Energy ceasefire.” // Stupid financial headline editors just looking for any “reason”, again, as usual. Notwithstanding the narrative mill, no, metals did not sell off because of Nero’s “Fed” pick. These people STILL don’t get it—gold (and the other precious metals) is simply the Trump Crazy-O-Meter, as I wrote almost a year ago. // February 1: Why Nero will take out Iran, and why the “rightwing” doesn’t want to talk about it in advance, THIS time around. And, “Tucker” masters the “dog whistle”, wow, nothing to see here! Truly, nothing ever changes except ALL OF THEIR POSITIONS. And, why Dreizin is an IDIOT. And, don’t forget the Second Pandemic! // February 2: Dreizin briefly interrupts his brief hiatus to remind you about the Kennedy Center, which is now, suddenly, shutting for TWO YEARS for “remodeling”, LOL. Damn, we DID NOT have to wait long for THAT Dreizin call (below) to manifest!!! Turns out, these 21st century Visigoths destroyed the Western Hemisphere’s premier performing arts center IN ONE YEAR!!! Faster than even any Trump casino bankruptcy, hahaha!!! // DREIZIN’S LITTLE BREAK IS CANCELED. THIS FEED CONTINUES!!! // February 2: Wow! Listen here to the world’s richest, gayest (we all expect better from that crowd) PHILISTINE, who pretends not to understand the business model of the abused diamond in his charge. Folks, all they had to do was to de-woke-ify it slightly. And they wrecked it. PRECISELY as they are doing with the rest of the country! // The “energy ceasefire” has ended. // February 3: Regarding the latest Russian mass air raid….. // Coming in after the total schittshow of Caligula’s pandemic performance and then “J6”—which a solid majority of Americans thought (like it or not) was not a justified action—the Democrats FAILED to Federalize the elections process, to enact a one-party dictatorship by way of control of the elections, among other tricks. TODAY, things have come full circle, and Caligula is talking about it, and the Fulton County ballots raid was obviously the first step. And given the “competence” of this crew, and their vast popularity, and all of their amazing legal successes to date… How do YOU think it will turn out? //

Jacob Dreizin - February 17, 2026

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