In my head, I just talked to a panel consisting of MerTardis, PedoRitter, the Comfortably Numb guy, and a number of other “Wizards of GeoPolitics” from that set. They all agreed that the Shitbullcrap rocket was really an Israeli rocket, and, quite possibly (some of them said “likely” or “definitely”), deliberately aimed at that ball field, “to give Netanyahu the excuse he needs”, because, everyone knows he didn’t want to be in Washington, anyway.

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